Anybody but Noynoy and Mar

“I know now who I will not vote for,” a fuming Gabby Lopez(no relation to the infamous ABS CBN boss) had said, referring to Noynoy Aquino and Mar Roxas.

This after Noynoy’s spiffy brat of a sister in Kris Aquino had created quite a scandal at posh Valle Verde by clanging at the gates and shouting obscenities outside the house of one Mayen Austria, the
rumored girlfriend of Kris’ philandering husband, basketball player James Yap.

If Noynoy has Kris, Mar has Korina Sanchez. Together, Noynoy and Mar can wreak havoc on our country for their sheer incompetence while Kris and Korina, with their palengkera and matapobre notoriety, can make it
a doubly black eye for us.

Lopez, the uncle of Yap’s alleged latest conquest, happened to be at the Austrias’ house when Kris created the ruckus.

Does our country need this? As if being saddled with Noynoy and Mar as do-nothing senators is not enough, we may find our quiet lives shattered too by the antics of Kris and Korina – KK, for short – should we have the misfortune of seeing Noy and Mar elected president and vice president.

That would be the day indeed.

But does it really come as a surprise that Kris and Korina are acting like spoiled colegialas? Ditto with Noynoy and Mar being the high-handed hacenderos that they truly are?

So, like Gabby Lopez had said, we now know who not to vote for.

They’re Noynoy and Mar. Because voting for the two equates to putting Kris and Korina in more powerful positions to harass ordinary people some more, like poor Mayen Austria.

So, the battlecry in the May elections is “Anybody but Noynoy and Mar!”